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Your Guided Meditations.

Both breathwork and meditation are incredibly potent tools for relieving stress in a world with too many assholes determined to cause it.

Simple by design, the following practices combine the two.

Download yours below. Store them on your phone. Use them wherever, whenever.

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Guided Meditation · 01
05 min

QUICK TIMEOUT

It's one of those days. You're busy. People are pissing you off. You ain't got time. Just take 5.

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Guided Meditation · 02
10 min

THE HALŌ

Forget stressing... Do this daily, and soon you'll be f*cking levitating.

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03
Guided Meditation · 03
15 min

CALM DOWN

Some brave prick just had the audacity to tell you, "Calm down." Don't say we don't spoil you.

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Guided Meditation · 04
20 min

MONK MODE

Look at you, showing off, sitting in silence, for a block of time many would deem an eternity.

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Note 05

Consistency beats intensity

You don't have to blow the roof off the room. A simple practice you can actually commit to will compound over time to produce astonishing results. That's the goal.

Note 06

DON'T WAIT FOR THE SHITSTORM

You're teaching yourself how to breathe... So you don't have to burn out, blow a fuse, or tell your boss to drop dead. Make it a habit. Reap the rewards.

Note 07

HEADPHONES ENHANCE YOUR EXPERIENCE

They free you from distraction and teleport you somewhere else entirely... Your mind, space, a galaxy far, far away.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

— Albert Camus

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